We are victims. Victims of bears. That's all you really need to know about us. We knew about how evil and godless bears were since we religiously watch The Colbert Report and have heard Dr. Steven Colbert's many reports of the horrific deads that bears across North America have perpetrated. It doesn't take a Ph.D. to realize that every one of these bears are all psychpaths in the animal kingdom (although we do both have Ph.D.s). We were visiting Vancouver (it's in Canada) and there were bears all over the city (we have documented this in the Horror Gallery). We even found a bear at the airport. The Canadians are completely callous about bears. While visiting one of their so-called national parks, we came across this large billboard with bears threatening each and every visitor (see below). "We're waiting for you" the bear duo were screaming at every motorist. It was sickening. The gallery contains photos of bears we encountered and several photos where Cathy was able to extract a little revenge. She's a true hero!