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This bear was meandering around the airport eating chocoloates and trying on lingerie. And, just for the record, this bear is a guy bear! This repulsive bear snuck up behind Cathy at the airport when we were getting the hell out of Vancouver. How, in the name of god, did an 8 foot tall bear get by security at the airport. I guess I mean "security." As scared as Cathy was, she kept her cool and led this revolting animal right into a low hanging metal sign where he really wacked his head. Bears are so damn stupid. Maybe instead of airport bear we should just call him a bear tard. I like that! Of course, they're all bear tards. Last we saw, this bastard was wandering around the airport with a partial lobotomy and blood-stained white fur. Guess we got the last laugh!!