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This bear looked like he was guarding the store. Turns out he had everyone in the store scared to death and he was just scratching little children when they would walk by the entrance. How mean is that? Have you ever heard of such a thing? No way was Cathy going to get terrorized by this creep of a bear. She slapped a chokehold on this Mounty until his eyes turned blue and he could taste his own phlegm. I think he learned his lesson. And I don't want any email from Canadians who are trying to deny that these bears aren't Canadian bears. They are! A moron can see this one is Canadian - He's got their leafy flag on his hat! And what's the deal with the leaf on a flag? Why would a country put a marijauna leaf on their flag? It makes no sense. Canadians are nice but they lie about the bears. This shameful bear looked all dandy in his red coat, but I got to tell you - he smelled. I'm pretty sure he sits in his own poop. I'm just saying.