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This abominable bear was talking smack to my wife. I guess bear rights are in the Canadian constitution that the Queen gave them. Notice that if your a bear, having a dolphin shirt makes you feel real intelligent! What is it with bears and fish? Maybe he's a New Age bear with all those fish on his shirt. And what's the deal with these orangie things crawling up the bears legs? I bet they're crabs. You know "crabs," not crab crabs. Well, Mr. Bear didn't know that Cathy has a PhD in literature and she knows how to talk smack in POMOspeak. Getting talked to like that will shrink your nads in a hurry. While this repulsive bear was off guard, Cathy grabbed his nads and checked. Sure enough, his shrunk to about nothing. Cathy has small hands, but they were more than big enough for this job.